Dear Chilipal,
It is with the greatest Honor for me to Announce the Pre-Release Of The All New Death Sauce Line-up, New Labels, New Boxes, Ultra Death Sauce, Not to mention, This is the First Batch Of sauce that Contains Habanero and Jolokia Chilis From our Very Own Pepper Farm just North of the Equator. For the First time ever, I am offering a Mega Pre-Release Special for the Hard Core Chilihead. A First Run Set including all 9 bottles of My Kick your Ass Hot Death Sauce Line up, That I personally cooked, Bottled, Labeled, Sealed and blessed with all every ounce of Karma in my Soul.
I made a Total of 36 Pre-Production Bottles of Each sauce. I Kept and Use half a dozen of each for myself, friends and Family and I am making the remaining 30 Sets available to my Chilipals around the World. Each Label and Awesome New Box is Signed and Numbered, Plus I am adding in a Secret Special Bottle that only you will receive. So it’s Ten Bottles Total. How Much you ask??? $10,000. Per Set. Ok, Only F-in With ya. And yes, I am aware The Death Sauce Phenomenon has brought in over $12,000 for a single rare bottle. But that’s from resellers; Bless um all I say. So here’s the deal, direct from the Source (That’s Me) and Never available again, $499 Per Set, I know you say “Blair that’s only $50 Per Bottle”. Yep, So Good For you, Re-Sell um if you choose to or better yet Keep um as the rare of rarest I have ever done. Your Call, Just Enjoy um. I have so much more to share but that’s it for now. Order at extremefood.com
Your chilipal,
Blair
PS And Yes a Very Limited Halloween Reserve will be announced soon.
15 responses to “Blair’s NEW Bottles and NEW Boxes!”
One of the few times where I actually have the cash to buy this set if I wanted to… but I doubt it.
By the way, if that Zend optimizer is as hard to install at home as it is at work (which is impossible because I apparently need access to the server to install the files that I can’t find locally), the home page of the HSB is as far as I’ll ever get on this site. Frankly, I’m not happy. 🙁
No content posted for days, Blair sends out an email and it’s posted withing minutes. 🙄 Glad to see all is well and things are back to normal around here.
So Blair’s the new Pope of Peppers? 🙄
Blair that’s only $50 Per Bottle
“By the way, if that Zend optimizer is as hard to install at home as it is at work (which is impossible because I apparently need access to the server to install the files that I can’t find locally), the home page of the HSB is as far as I’ll ever get on this site.”
I’m having the exact same problem. I tried 3 times…
Not a good business model- turning away customers by making them install software that won’t install….
What is this Zend optimizer thing? Did I miss something?
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Maybe Blane hacked the Boiler Room. 🙄
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Thanks for the heads up guys – made a few changes tonight – please let me know if you run into anymore problems.
i tried to download it here at work it said i have to make an acount and login before i can download. seems like to much trouble just to have access to some threads that no one uses anymore anyway.
the secret bottle is berzerker.
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It’s not intentional and shouldn’t be occurring- tried to apply a fix last night but since I can’t see the error on my machines, I need you guys to let me know if it’s still happening.
It’s not happening any more, Nick. Then again, The Boiler Room link is gone as well ( lol )!
Should have known you weren’t finished with the site yet- DOH. Sorry Nick.
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I only know that this morning the boiler room thread was there…but when you’d click on it…it would as you to register…name …email..but then it went to the contact HSB page. So I did but I see nothing posted.
Tonite the boiler room is gone…trying again…hope this helps Nick. I know you’re still working on it.
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yea i know its not intentional, all im saying is ill wait for you to fix the problem rather than downloading stuff because the threads where dead before the problem so i really dont see there being much going on with them untill you fix em anyway.