Here you guys go, the off topic thread for August. Couple of things to talk about:
– Movies: Any recommendations? Any good rentals?
– Video Games
– Peppers & Gardening
– Any good BBQ plans?
– Any good jokes?
– Anything and everything else…
– If you don’t want to talk about it here, take it over to the Hot Sauce Blog Forum
43 responses to “August: Off Topic Thread”
Just had to get that in for you huv 🙂 Beat you here also 😛
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LOL nick added on my way to work. I’ll get you next month 😀
Probably- I just happened to be up getting ready to head into the firehouse. I’ll be coming off duty last day of this month so you’d better be paying attention 🙂 Late night emergency & I’ll have you again 😛
I saw an interesting bumper sticker yesterday – it read:
“Drink Apple Juice – ’cause OJ will Kill You!”
If you have the chance make sure to check out The Descent. One of the best horror movies ever!
An American Haunting was quite good. And if you like cheesy horror See No Evil was stupid fun. (All movies were seen on DVD)
For the Metal heads out there the new Deicide album is stellar!
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Kind of like the OJ limo service – It’ll get you to the airport just in time to have an hour to kill.
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Wasted two hours of my life I’ll never be able to get back the other night watching ‘Ultraviolet’. Yeeesh! One or two neat special effects coupled with an insensible plot line, mindless and endless violence, and boring with a capitol B!
We saw Miami Vice this past weekend, it was good but not worth all the hype. I’d rather see Pirates.
Four Religious Truths
1. Muslims do not recognize The Jewish people as God’s chosen.
2. Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Prodestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of Chritianity.
and lastly,
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Here’s my crappy joke I’ve been telling everyone lately:
q) How do you know if you’re a pirate?
a) You just AAAAARRRGGGHH!
lol
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HAHAHAHA silly, silly.
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That reminds me of a hair salon I once saw, “Curl up and Dye”.
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That reminds me of a hair salon I once saw, “Curl up and Dye”.
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There’s a salon here in Wilmington NC with the same name…
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Lee, that cracked me up bigtime! I love jokes like that – nice and simple. Gets ’em every time (the ladies, that is). It really hit home because my coworkers and I have been doing the pirate voice quite a bit since PiratesOTC2 came out. Lots of things like: What AAAAARRRGGGHH the specials tonight?
NO,NO….it’s…
I just saw the Pirate movie and I cant believe they rated it pg-13….it should have been rated RRRRRRRRRRR
[Comment ID #48071 Quote]Nice! I like it because it’s a joke an 8 year old would tell and people don’t expect that from a guy like me with a slight swearing problem.
I bet you’re right, I bet it would be a good pickup line. One of you single guys (or girls) try it out and let us know.
from my daughter.
Q: where does the president keep his armies?
A: up his sleevies
🙂
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LOL – from mine:
Q – Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A – He was looking for Pooh
😀
A girl walks in for her annual physical. The doctor asks her to take off her clothes. AQfter she does, he notices a big dark rash in the center of her chest in the shape of a “Y”. He asks her what the rash is and she explains that her boyfriend goes to Yale, and refuses to take of his Yale sweater, even when they make love, so the Y kinda rubs into her chest each time. The doctor understands and completes the physical.
The next girl walks in and removes her clothes for the physical, again, a big dark rash is on her chest as well, in the shape of an “H”. Once again the doctor asks what it is, and bascially it’s the same story, but HER boyfriend goes to Harvard. The doctor understands and completes the physical.
The third girl walks in and removes her clothes for her physical. Once again a big dark rash on her chest, this time in the shape of an “M”. The doctor, having seen this before asks her if her boyfriend goes to Michgan, she replies, “Why no, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin:. 🙂
Q – What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
A – Naaachoo Cheese! 😆
Did you see the politically correct uproar during the World Cup when Ghana was making their run? They were forced to change their mascot, which being from Africa was an ostrich relative. Nobody was comfortable with the Ghana Rhea 😛
My wife & I were driving across Florida. To pass time we were trying to identify all the wildlife we were seeing. There was a beautiful white plumed bird standing next to the road and just a little further on was a pile of feathers. “What’s that?” she quizzed. “Easy” I said. The first one is an Egret and the second is a regret. 😛
Yeah- Readers Digest told me to get lost also when I submitted them 🙂
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The one I saw was in Peekskill, NY.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,”why the long face”
A termite walks in and asks “where’s the bartender?”
Hey Nick are the single degite f500 from S & S. Our someone else.
Ok one from my seven year old
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because his feet stink!
One of my all time faves, still cracks me up after 10+ years,
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
HAHA, lol I can’t help it, love stupid humor.
these jokes kinda remind me of one i heard in middle school
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
😐 totally ridiculous
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When I get back from Vac I will do more Demos. It’s been 3 or 4 weeks since I did any samplings.
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Just busting your chops my friend 😀
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How soon on the mango.
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I hope to have it completely done in a month.
Need to find out something here is Uncle Big and Droolin Devil the same company.
Is it a hot hot one. Don’t forget i’m a wimp.LOL
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There will be a MILD MEDIUM and HOT. The EXTREME is still in the works. The Red Savinas kill the mango flavor. So you should be OK!
Just had lunch with Huv’s “Hot” sauce! Excellent my friend, I loved it!
Later today, I have a meeting with the manager in charge of purchasing at Cape Fear Pepper Company. I will highly recommend it!! 🙂
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Thanx Tracy. Glad you liked it!!! Try the EXTREME!
Man… I’m tired.
Sure wish this was listed on the left hand asff-topic comments 😀
Man – i’m tired again…..
Is this thing on?
Hey Nick, sent you an e-mail about ZF!
And, we’ll see just how much attention huv is paying to the blog and his tradition of getting in the last word on this thread 🙂
Quick Nick! It’s now 3 minutes into September- time to pull the plug 😛