Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize: The Defcon Zero Batch #2 (#248) that I won from eating all those damn wings. The things I do for the HSB…
Entry Due Date: EOD 04/07/06
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, the wife will be reading these)
675 responses to “Caption This #2”
Nick – you seemed a whole lot smarter than this 🙂 Good Luck!
(BTW – still have the sauce on my fingers. My eyes were burning putting in my contacts this morning!)
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Guess I’m just a glutton for punishment.
I threw out my contacts (disposables) and just went for a new pair, no reason burning my eyes out
Hmmmm, that gives me a GREAT idea. Defcon Safety Eyewear! What a concept.
Man, a caption this with someone else as the target, and we have to keep it somewhat clean. Well, I guess my caption wouldn’t be allowed…It had something to do with proctologists and thumb-sucking, but you see, I’m not going to go there. 🙂
Caption this,
“Humm dee dumm. Lets see hmm yeah thats it, hold it right there.
God I love finger painting after smoking a joint.”
Little Nick Lindauer
Sat with a scowl
Eating his wings, and hey!
He put in his finger,
pulled out a zinger and said,
Yowsa! Oy vey.
(Dayumm!!! Those wings just didnt want to come out!!!! And hey, they look the same as they went in.)
Caption this,
Hold still, and believe me when I say…
This is going to hurt YOU a lot more than me!
So this is how it all started. Who knew that when my mom put tabasco on my thumb to keep me from sucking it this would happen.
It’s a boy!
You should see the other guy!
Don’t touch that – you KNOW where its been!
You think I look bad, you should see the guys I shared the train home with!
I love the smell of capsaicin in the morning!
It’s only a flesh wound!
I cant stop!!!!! AAAAAAA!!! I cant stop!!!!!
Ahhhh, I’m loving this. Keep ’em comin’!!!
What??? More??? Oh yea Baby, Bring em on!!!
If you think this looks bad, you should see the other end!
Just be glad that this picture isn’t scratch and sniff!
I bleed capsaicin!!!
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“Defcon wings are people!…THEY’RE PEOPLE!!”
For all you Charlton Hestin fans 😛
“No Stems, No Seeds, That You Don’t Need”——–
“Defcon Zero Batch #2 is Bad Ass ….. ! ——–
Nick, I would just like to say that you are a genious for posting this on a weekday this time around. Most of us will be at work and too tired to come up with stupid sick stuff like some of us did (me) last time 😛
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Well you do have all week…
Way to go boy !!! that is a good one should we show mommy…. sniff…what smells in here
” I took my own temerature and im HOT!!! “
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I’m too mentally exhausted during the week 😛
Caption-Front page Daily News
SERIAL KILLER FOUND
Last time I went to bed sucking my thumb it didn’t taste nearly this good!! WOOOHOOOOOOO
“I’m hitchhiking for a ride to the Cajun Hot Sauce Festival!”
The first time in his life, this man is attracted to his thumb. You can tell from the look in his eyes, that it is now (finger food). We all can only hope that he never finds the sauce on his cheek.
“Son of Jeffrey Dahmer”
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Haaaa!!! How about——- “Jeffrey Dahmer”
🙂
Letting everyone know you dove into a vat of Defcon Sauce and lived to tell about it… Priceless!!!!!!!! Somethings hot sauce is used for… For everything else there is Defcon Sauce!
Nick says, “AAAAAAAAYYYYY” to DeFcon wings.
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Nick Fonzerelli says, “AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY”, to DeFcon Wings.
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“What do you mean you’ve met someone else? I gave you the best few minutes of my life”
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“Resistance is futile…”
OK Borrowing from the Nick Fonzerelli
“SIT ON IT”
For all you Happy Days Fans
Put simply:
“RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!”
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“Kneel before Zod” – from Superman
Does this taste funny to you?
“ONLY ONE MORE WINGS TO GO – AND IT’S A BIGGIE”
Alas, poor Heracio (the chicken), I knew him well
“This is how we treat terrorists!”
or
“Things we’d like to see done in Gitmo”
“Would you mind blowing on this?”
“MILF”
Sometimes I don’t know my own strength
Ouuuuccccccccchhhhhhhh!!!!! I swear I thought it was a wing….
OOOOHHHHH THERE IS MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Thumb taste good”
“Lucky for you this picture is only from the waist up”
The Passion of the Nick…eat your heart our Mel Gibson
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“Nick was made an offer he couldn’t refuse”
“EAT ME”
Me? You talkin’ to me? You don’t know where this thumb’s been.
Caption:
“Sticking your thumb in inappropriate places never tasted so good.”
Contest judge speaking to Nick: “Nick, you’ve licked four out of five. Just one more without shedding a tear and you’ll be our new Zero Hero.”
WHOA! it looks just like JIM! 😛
So here’s what you’ve gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well? do ya punk?
“As the butcher goes in for the final death blow to the chicken, the Emperor gives the thumbs up to let the chicken live.”
Two words: “thumb screws”
Got Thumb?
“tastes like chicken”
Defcon Wing Sauce..Finger lickin’ good!
Thumbs NEVER Lie!!
Monkey see…Monkey Doo!!
Thumb your nose at me, will ya?
Hey how was I to know poking myself in the eye would hurt this much! It never seems to hurt when Bugs Bunny does it to his friends.
“How YOU do’n?” – Joey from Friends
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“I’m BLIND – I can’t see my finger”
Do I want them hotter? Your Damn Right I Do!!!
huvason tried to eat my thumb!
Beats a sharp stick in the eye, eh? I doubt it.
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LOL – NOW THAT’S the WINNER
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“That last batch was a batch of ZERO”
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No I’m serious- it was stuck, I swear it wouldn’t come out. I doused it with beer- no dice, slabbed it with butter- nope, then this guy in a respirator runs up and pours this little bottle of some friggen’ hot stuff on it and pop! Dude it was nuts!
Wow! I’m not blind. Look at the head on that one!
i hope this is not too bad 🙂
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“the aftermath of the Homunculus’s first prostate exam”
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It may be bad, but it’s funny 🙂
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If someone don’t buy me a beer right now- I’ll pop a Defcon Zero thumb in yo azz!
Caption This:
Damn, my ass is going to be hurting tomorrow!
Nick Lindauer
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said,
That wasn’t no *%$# Plum!
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Aaaaaah eman, you had to mention the Homunculus
better watch out cause you’ve done it now 😉
“I coulda been a contender.”
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And so it begins LOL
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
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(((Lurking)))
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Nice:)
Stay tuned for another gut spewing episode of, “As The Thumb Burns”…
NOW PLAYING on Pay Per View TV, at a local Notel Motel near You…Nick Lindauer..Starring in….. ZOMBIE THUMB From Hell!!
” Its just like warm apple pie. “
Pssssssst! hey Nick!…it’s me…your thumb…guess where I’ve been…
Nick showed up
to spread the word
and entered a contest
that was totally absurd
see the wings weren’t hot
they were laced with fire
this would make the winner
a true hot sauce crier
round one went down
not sure how many lasted
their esophagus’s burned
like they had been heat blasted
round two and three
and out they dropped
until it was huvason and Nick
they thought it had stopped
but it seems the one
that sinister guy
had one more trick
to further their cry
now to round four
to eat more wings
if you want to be champion
you must do these things
Nick knew he had
to do this once more
cause if he didn’t
there was a ragging in store
so down they went
and all hailed the chief
then up came some
to provide relief
so now you see
a beat up guy
who for some reason
enjoys to cry
just look at that pain
you see in his eyes
that’s what it takes
to win top prize
Hey Chris..do you work for Hallmark??
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LOL – I was thinking the same thing. Chris, you got talent!
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Yeah you do- good stuff man
“It’s burning, it’s burning……what a world, what a world”
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Not yet, I was going to sign with the UHS card company though 😉
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You guys are really just to nice, 🙂
god, I have got to get my ears cleaned !
“After another round of HSB updates, Nicks calls it a night.”
Talk about working your fingers to the bone! Nick works his right down to the wing bone!
The thumb, the thumb, the thumb is on Firrrre
No more wings? this will have to do…
Thumb…tastes great, less filling
Thumb, the other white meat
Thumb, its what’s for dinner
[Comment ID #24078 Quote] LOL ewww gross!!!!
Nick’s powers of telekinesis backfired when he moved his thumb straight into the wing sauce
This is what I get for thumb wrestling someone with ebola
Never underestimate the power of the Thumb, young Jedi Nick…
Nick caught practicing reprimanding naughty HSB’ers
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Ewww…
Its a good thing they can’t se my OTHER hand…
Nick takes the phrase “Working your fingers to the bone” to the extreme
DAAAAUUUUMMM…that was one HELL of a zit!
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“AHHHHH It’s coming through my skin!”
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I bleed wing sauce
Rooooosebuuuud….
DUDE! who sneezed?!
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You are one sick dude!! 🙂 🙂
[Comment ID #24101 Quote] try sitting across the room listening to his sinister laugh 😛
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I swear officer, I didn’t touch the crime scene
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Defcon Sauce: Chicken Wing Tested, Nick Approved
Nick’s attempt at becoming the human torch
“What do you mean you caught me red handed?”
Oh you can tell by the way I use my thumb I’m a hot wing man, no time to talk…
Oh no you DI-N’T!
I’m MELting I’m meLTing what a world what a worl
“Aloha Mr. Hand” – Fast Times at Ridgemnot High
I’ve had just about enough lip…I’m mean thumb, out of you
sorry for the typos everybody!
You know what they say about guys with big thumbs…
Mother warned me about thumbs like you
its alive…ALIVE!
Ryan, are you in Oregon?
That’s the last time I scratch someone else’s back…
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Aye captain
Cajohn, for real he is in his own state….we aren’t sure where he is really 😀
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Then we gotta stay away from Oregon…
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HAHAHAHAHA
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That hurts man…
Ryan, I look forward to meeting you at ZestFest!!!
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Ya’ll can suck Nick’s thumb 😛
not after huvason tried to eat it!!!
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It would be an honor an a privalege. I look forward to meeting you as well
“redrum…redrum…redum”
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I just licked it a little 🙂
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You’ll have to pull it out of your mouth first! hehe
I certainly respect your angle on things, and appreciate your willingness to speak your mind. Keep it up Brother!!!
You and my wife BOTH mistake that as my head…you guys got ESPN or something?[Comment ID #24132 Quote]
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Then why that look on Nick’s face?
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“I knew I shouldn’t have thumb wrestled the Homunculus”
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he was upset that huv stopped…
“Nick gets his redwings.”
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He’s crying because I stopped 🙂
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Thank you very much. I appreciate yours as well. Zest Fest is gonna be a blast!
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NOW THAT’S SCARY TRACY. Same post at the same time.
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ha ha beat ya to it!
[Comment ID #24138 Quote]good lord man!! LMFAO
I Just realized I should stop this! There are pictures of me on that camera!
My therapist warned me about chewing on my finger nails…
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Yeah, wouldn’t want the world to find out the REAL reason Nick’s making that face 😉
Don’t they clean under these tables?
get it off! GET IT OFF!
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LOL – i’ll never tell, but I WAS sitting next to him.
first my thumb…then the WOLRD! Mwahahahahaha
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Hey, this is the HSB army, remember? Don’t ask, don’t tell
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No No No Ryan! That’s Defcons slogan!
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Caption This #3
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and this little piggy made me go wee wee wee all the way home 😀
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Not even gonna go where I think you’re going with that one 😉 but I like it 😀
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I don’t think it was his bladder that was active!!!
C’mere little chilehead, Uncle Nick’s got a surprise for you
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yeah but i bet he scrunched his face and said “weee weeee weeee” when whatever it was DID become active…..
NO! we don’t HAVE any pudding!
You can’t have any pudding, if you don’t eat your meat..
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Man, you ARE sick!!!
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I’ll take that as a compliment 😀
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Cajohn, get your head out of the gutter……Ryans needs to roll by 😛
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Just wait…
You mean this ISN’T fetish night?
“Nick checks in on the HSB between rounds using his top secret Thumberry.””
Now how am I supposed to scrath like this?
Nick sees the face of The Virgin Mary in the wing sauce
I just got all the insulation done in the babys room!!!!!!!…let the insults..um..i mean captions begin!!! 🙂
Nick suddenly realized that “the thumber told me to do it” was not a valid excuse
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Congrats EMAN! Now get yer butt in here and be the sick monkey that you are 😀
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Hey enima!! welcome
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Thumb, not thumber…still got work on the brain
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I think it’s the other way around by the looks of it!
If the thumb fits…wing it!
“…after drinking WAY too much beer, nick slices his thumb open to prove he has hotsauce for blood”
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enima?
Nick couldn’t understand why the waitress slapped him when he siad “whadaya think of this?”
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That’s what Nick said…
It just dawned on Nick that he’s too drunk to remember where his thumb has been
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nick said to call me enima?
To boldly go where no thumb has gone before
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LMAO.. no no no my dear boy. I think that one went over your head, which is probably a good thing 😛
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Yes Pat..i would like to buy a clue for a hundred!
Mr., you’re under arrest for being hot and tempting
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I think he meant Nick said that as a caption…but at this juncture, I don’t have a clue. I didn’t get a program when I came in…
caption heading
…after eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
(why am i the gross one tonight?)
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LOL, it was directed at Nick (in a fun loving way). Nobody told us to call you “enima”
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Because you’re Enima 😛 just kidding
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You haven’t been read the posts to “catch Up”? we’re still waiting on the pudding…
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hopefuly tracy will EMAIL ME so i know whats going on
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Oh man, this is funny stuff!
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The pudding will be along soon enough
“It’s hot on Uranus”
I bet we missed it. It probably was Saturday Night when it came along. If not, Sunday morning. Oh well. I’m glad we did!
“How much for the little girl?”
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is anyone else giggling like an 8 yr old because he just said uranus? 🙂
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I know I’m probably the last person to be saying this considering my history here, but that was just wrong.
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It’s a sick night tonight!
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CaJohn,you lost me with that one!
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nice!!!!
“How much for the women”
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you guys are reading way too much into this…i hope
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He’s referring to the pudding 😛
Bryan..I am hoping you are quoting the Blues Brothers?
We’d better clean up a bit, see what you started Ryan?
It’s people like that that make me not want to take my kids on vacation
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I was away for a few.. whatta ya mean?
someone let me know what post this pudding thing is from
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What I started? oh fine, I’ll take the blame for this one 😛
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the enima thing
Caption:
Nick has seen the movie “Scanners” a few too many times
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i think i started the downward spiral…sorry
Caption:
This is what happens when you go to New Jersey bars.
“I’ve won and I’d like to thank the Defcon Creator, my wife oh and….SATAN”
Nick you look demonic.
Or
“Oooooohhh lookie only one more wing left.” Nick Lauder later relinquishes power of the site to Clint because he eats his own hand under the delirious influence of Capsaicin poisoning.
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I fell in right behind you…
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Let the insults begin!
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there ya go eman read all about the pudding 😐
eman, you were just an innocent bystander, in the wrong place at the wrong time.
here is a clean one.. 🙂
…oh my gosh! I got sauce on my finger! Does anyone have a kleenex?
get it….. clean ex
hee..hee.hee
…the previous post has been rated G by the FCC…all rights reserved
(i think all the insulation got to me! )
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…go ahead…PULL MY FINGER!
my mother told me to always carry clean undies ..in case i had an accident
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“Just the facts Mr. eman, it’s already been established that’s his thumb” said Officer Gannon
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yeah i know…was just hoping no one would call me on that one…can you tell i am running out of ideas? :>)
Everyone is except Ryan & the Mrs., but they’re a couple of hours behind me. They are still fresh with ideas, I STILL think huvason tried to eat his thumb!
new york post headline..
“DRUNK MAN TRIES FOR THE 34TH TIME TO GET HIS THUMB IN HIS MOUTH”
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that should be in a record book 😛
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Dammit Eman, I’ve told you and told you and now I’m done telling you…Wing sauce is not the same as KY!
Ok, that was over the line, but it was cleaner than some of the others I’ve kept to myself…and the wife
oh dear 😐
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one thing i know is ryan never runs out of ideas
eman, we’ve already decided we’re staying out of Oregon, right Tracy?
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He’s like the Energizer bunny when it comes to insults 🙂
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oooooooooo
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stop you guys, I can’t think when I’m laughing this hard!
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OOOOH Yes!!!
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or captions…
Caption:
Nick losing a starring contest 😛
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yes…far,far away! Thoes people are not right there
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If you only knew!!
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What did you expect? It rains here non stop! there’s nothing else to do 😛
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tracy, you should hear what he ISN’T putting in type 😐
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Maybe I’m better off not knowing…
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I thought I ordered a bloody mary, not a…nevermind…
I think Mrs.Ryan likes his Energizer Bunny attributes if you know what i mean…wink wink
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Like I said…
Let the record show that Eman opened the door on that one, I just walked in 😀
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Probably so..He pushed me over the edge on the other “caption this” thingy! I was once an upstanding member of the HSB commune…My rep has been all shot to hell since I met Ryan!!
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…Nick does his best impression of what it looks like after someone eats a whole bag of CHEETOS
eman, you straight with the pudding thing now?
[Comment ID #24259 Quote] oh that reads so wrong !!!!
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WARNING…WARNING…OFF TOPIC..OFF TOPIC
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Well we hope he’s straight with it, any other way he is with it might be somewhat questionable 😛
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i think he dragged us all down 🙂
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LMAO
to the underground 😉
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Cheers!
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OOOOooooohhh…you’ve been a bad BAD monkey 😀
Caption:
Nick practices drowning Ryan in Defcon sauce so he will not make any more comments
[Comment ID #24257 Quote]
You know, Ive been told many times that people who eat hot sauce are just not right…and the people who make it are even worse! One of my favorite hot sauce t-shirts had a saying on the back that read “We’re Here Because We’re Not All There”. Pretty much sums it up to me!!!
…it puts the lotion on!
sorry..had to say it
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I’ll drink to that!
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refer to my previous post…
No, it just came out that way..
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amen brother CaJohn
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LOL I know it was just really funny the way I read it
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i think that could actualy happen at zestfest
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Haha! Luv it!
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it was when I read it too, after I hit the say it button
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He should!
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and this is why i wear a helmet 😛
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after the ebola caption, i am pretty sure it will 😛
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What’s wrong? There was no plunger in the men’s room
I have succesfully grossed out my own wife that she’s willing to leave me and stay in TX:-D LMAO
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Defcon won’t be there, I’ll donate the sauce
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OMG i’m laughing so hard it hurts…IT HURTS!
Hey mrs ryan…is it me or the later it gets ryans brain gets a poddy mouth 🙂
[Comment ID #24283 Quote] ok thank you, I get to help Nick drown him 😀
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it gets worse as the night goes on, long after he is done here he goes on and on and on ….cracking himself up…..
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It the PUDDING I tell ya!
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Think before you speak! 🙂
It seems to me that midnight is showing up earlier than it did a couple of nights ago, am I alone on this one?
Tracy, I have a complaint…..but it’s totally off topic
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You could market that, have my wife sign and number it, and sell it as “The Sauce that Killed Ryan”. It would go for millions ob ebay!
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I don’t think CaJohn knows how thig group reacts when something is mentioned late at night 😉
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Oh No! What did I do??
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But I’m sure he’s finding out…the hard way
ok all—its nitey nite time!!!!!!
have fun my friends, i an going to get a snack before i go to bed….pudding!! 🙂
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No pun intended? Right?
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No, but now that you mention it… 😉
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Night eman, enjoy the “pudding” 😛
I’ve heard all the “Hard” jokes, I’m just glad Mom & Dad didn’t name me Richard!!!
😐 oh that would have been very wrong
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I didn’t even think about that one…I’m so used to calling you CaJohn.
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Could have been worse…they could have named you Jack 😀
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So what is it?? Help a bro out here..Don’t just leave me hanging
In the Fire Protection biz I had a good friend from England whose name was Jack Dick…
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She tried to answer, but her comment never showed up
Man you guys are sick! This thread rocks! I think the ebola comment took the title.
tell Ryan he has to open the 2nd bottle…..
That’s happened twice tonight with me
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Did he enjoy spotted dick? (for those of you that don’t know, spotted dick is a sort of dessert over there)
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and Nick commented and then he was gone, i think it grossed him out too
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What are you doing up this late young man?
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Open the second bottle Ryan! There’s more!!
Hey buddy, how you doin? I can’t keep up with this blog anymore…
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I never asked him, but when we would go to dinner we raised quite a few eyebrows by making the reservations in the name of the Hard-Dick party…
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But you wrote stuff on it and now its all special n’shit. I’ll buy another one to open, I swear!
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“Mrs Ryan” huh? Wow, that guy’s married? Surprising. Was it the pink bike helmet that won you over?
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Oh judas priest…that nearly killed me…I choked on my own spit from laughing about that!
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You’re doin a better job than Dude & Tio Rico!!!
[Comment ID #24317 Quote] no the helmet came after I married him…….it was shhhhhhh that got me 😀
Time for a smoke and a pancake….
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Yeah, after you’re married who gives a sh*t? lol
Lee…Mrs. Ryan is Hot Sauce Hottie #3
[Comment ID #24315 Quote]
Then one of our associates from Illinois named Rob Getz would often be at the meetings so it became the Dick-Getz-Hard party. And this is all true, we often had to show some id to get people to beieve/accept that we were telling the truth!!!
[Comment ID #24319 Quote]
Yeah, tell that jerk we missed him and his bros in ALBQ and he better be in Texas.
[Comment ID #24324 Quote]
Talk about a trio made in hell 😛
[Comment ID #24324 Quote]
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it doesn’t get better than that! how funny
[Comment ID #24324 Quote]
hahaha. You’re full of it. Funny business, that is.
[Comment ID #24326 Quote]
Now I hang out with the cash boys, I traded one Dick for two!!
[Comment ID #24324 Quote]
Please don’t tell us that you also hang out with Chris Rock…
[Comment ID #24329 Quote]
LMAO… when opportunity knocks…
[Comment ID #24330 Quote]
HOLY S#*T…that was pure genius!
[Comment ID #24323 Quote]Oh yeah, that’s right!
[Comment ID #24330 Quote]
No, but I did meet him once in New York at the Fancy Food Show…
[Comment ID #24329 Quote]
That sounds like the title of a very, very, very bad movie.
Tell Danny we have to find someone named Cold to hang with…
[Comment ID #24334 Quote]
I heard it was a different kind of show. Still fancy, though.
[Comment ID #24329 Quote]
Nick needs to start another thread for this comment..we could go very far with it!!
[Comment ID #24336 Quote]
How come CBB isn’t on the blog?
Caption:
I know you are but what am I?
[Comment ID #24339 Quote]
You gotta ask Dude or Tio Rico.
Caption:
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart
[Comment ID #24340 Quote]
You’re a big ole head with blood-shot eyes! I’m just a thumb..
NOW I know where my missing bottle went…..
[Comment ID #24342 Quote]
Thanks Ryan, we need to get back on topic. Lee, what’s your caption?
I think we should have a little friendly competition going in Texas: Whoever gets the funniest/worst/borderline criminal picture of someone else wins. Everyone gets to submit 1 pic and Nicks posts them to vote on.
Catpion:
Is this considered a social disease?
[Comment ID #24346 Quote]
That’s what I’m here for :-D…among other things?
[Comment ID #24347 Quote]
You’re on!
Caption:
Hell hath no fury like a thumb scorned
night folks!! I’m down for the count..
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[Comment ID #24133 Quote]
As I said earlier…
“his thumb is like bad medicine……bad medicine is what nick needs….”
[Comment ID #24352 Quote]
Night Tracy, its been a blast. Gotta do it again when you have more time. Don’t know if you got my e-mails, but thank you so much
Night Tracy, I’m headed off as well, Lee, take over here…
g’night Tracy and thanks 😀
[Comment ID #24356 Quote]
Night John! Sleep well, don’t let the Nick bugs bite 😛
[Comment ID #24346 Quote]Sorry, here’s my caption:
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless.
[Comment ID #24360 Quote]
Beautiful man, just F’n beautiful. I give it a Nick’s thumb up 😛
Caption:
Soon the world will learn to fear my thumb as I do!
[Comment ID #24361 Quote]Thanks Ryan. Night, guys.
Caption:
Where’s creator’s cat when I need him?
[Comment ID #24363 Quote]
Night Lee, til next time 😀
Looks like I’m the last one up, so I leave this for you early morning people:
Nick discoverd more than he cared to about Huvason when he sat on Nick’s hand…
Have a good day all!
WOW I left for work today and there were I think 26 comments and now add over 300 to that! There is no way I am reading through all that to catch up 😀
I bet they are all good anyway
[Comment ID #24347 Quote]
oh god, this could get scary…
[Comment ID #24378 Quote]
I think you started this 🙂
[Comment ID #24269 Quote]
So what’s wrong with having an extra chromosome?
[Comment ID #24283 Quote]
CaJohn, I’ll tell you what…I won’t be there, but I’d be more than happy to send you a gallon of the #1 for the show. My pleasure.
[Comment ID #24334 Quote]
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
[Comment ID #24360 Quote]
That’s the best one I’ve heard yet…
Is that your thumb or are you just happy to see me?
That’s brings up a good question…Who’s going to the Fancy Foods Show in Manhatten this year? i know the Defcon Crew will be on hand..And there’s beer.
Thre Hot Tamales will be attending but we will not have a booth. 🙁 But we will get to see any one of you lovely people who are either attending or having a booth there! Let us know where to stop and we will see you there!
[Comment ID #24423 Quote]
JODIE PRODUCT JUST CAME IN.
How about this caption:
“It’s not as THINK as you HOT it is”
‘Just that last little bit of sauce…….but my eyes burn sooooo bad!!……..I’ve got to do it, GOT TO!’
HABANACIOUS!!
Caption:
No I’m ok- but the all bridgework on my teeth are sizzling and I think my contacts melted!!!
I’m sooo sorry Creator, it was the saddest thing I have ever seen, the Homunculus just went to have a taste of the chicken wing covered in the great sauce he represents, and,… and,… he exploded, this is all thats left. I think it was too hot!
[Comment ID #24423 Quote]
When is the fancy foods show in Manhattan?
[Comment ID #24525 Quote]
Just don’t tell me Jun 1-3 or July 9-17th!
[Comment ID #24527 Quote]
Sorry huvason, It’s July 9th – 11th.
I was only joking when I said I would stab him with my thumb to win. I didn’t mean to actually doit…HONEST!
[Comment ID #24537 Quote]
Story of my life. I’ll be in Savannah Ga. that week 🙁
[Comment ID #24512 Quote]
The Homunculus read your post, and only had one small thing to say, “The call is coming from inside the house!”
“Let me introduce you to my little friend” (Scarface)
There once was a man from the city
He drank so much beer he got sh-tty
While eating wings of DEFCON ONE
He said help “I can’t see my thumb”
But look at my face ain’t it pretty
If you squint real hard, it almost looks like Ryan!
“AAARGGGGGGHHHHHH!! but it’s an angry inch”
Just great Huvason, now my wife WILL find out about us
Hey guys! I got a little on my cheek…Who’s up for hot sauce body shots?!
Hey, this DOES look good on me 😀
In the voice of Joey Lawrence:
“Whoa”
“Mommy…”
“I know everything there is to know, about the crying game…”
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!
I want you to…liiiiick me
Look what you’ve done to my manicure!
This is what happens when you spend ALL of your free time playing video games
My guidence councelor warned me about this career move
Look what I found in my booster seat!
How do you expect me to bite my nails like this?
The men’s room was out of TP…
Ryan’s picking up steam, he’s getting close to a caption a minute…
[Comment ID #24586 Quote]
You spoke too soon, had to go eat dinner, but I’m back 😀
I quess he got captioned out!
Nick Landauer – Half man, half hot sauce…ALL TERROR
Obi-Wan was wise to hide you from me…
Well guys, I tried, but I didn’t quite make it to the restroom…
After a long night of drinking and eating wings, Nick brought new definition to the phrase “sitting around with your thumb up your butt”
That Dorset Naga ain’t that bad!
I’m thinking of something orange…something OOORRRrrrrannnnge
[Comment ID #24347 Quote]
Ryan, you’ll NOT be in charge of the captioning!!!
ROFL Cajohn, I think that’s a given!!
[Comment ID #24600 Quote]
Hey now, you’re just jealous 😛
[Comment ID #24603 Quote]
That aint right, you’re supposed to SUPPORT me…
[Comment ID #24602 Quote]
You’re supposed to SUPPORT me…
I support you….:D
Clicked the wrong captions…
[Comment ID #24607 Quote]
?????
[Comment ID #24543 Quote]
Hahahahaha! 🙂
Nick’s failed attempt at stopping himself from breaking wind
Little did the HSB know that Nick is balemic…
bUlemic…never claimed to be the best speller
nick was told it was the last wing he would ever have to eat
Unbeknownced to everyone else, Nick was mezmorized by subliminal messages from the dark lord speaking through his thumb
Nick THOUGHT he was cool by being different until he bit into his thumb
Suffering from flashbacks of grade school, Little Nicky brought something for show and tell
Nick just spotted hair growing out of his knuckle
Nick haing a Matrix moment…there is no thumb
This thumb’s (bud’s) for you
you’ll never take me alive! or clean for that matter…
look’n for the hot stuff baby this evening…
Nick’s audition for the next living dead movie
Eman and Ryan may have their helmets, but look what I”VE got!
After hitting on the waitress, she advised him on where to stick it…and he did
After winning the wing eating contest, Nick fends off his angry rivals with his sauce covered thumb. (he left his new knife at home)
Soon after the wing eating contest, Nick felt deep sorrow for all the chickens that sacrificed their lives so that he may walk away king…The sauce was all that was left of them
C’mon guys, I’ve got a booger and I can’t get it out like this. Help a guy out?
Too drunk and full to remember where he parked, Nick attempts to hitch a ride while still in the bar
That thumb proves digging for gold(picking your nose) can be dangerous 😛
Rembering his birthday was only 3 days away, Nick begins to count how old he is
[Comment ID #24633 Quote]
looks like he dug a little too hard
[Comment ID #24611 Quote]
Yeah Ha Ha, that’s very funny…
The equivalent of the bat signal for Captain Capsicum
Near…Far!…wherEVER you are…
Don’t make me destroy you…
Use the force Nick
Oh dear god, what do you mean its Cackalacky?!
Going where no thumb has ever gone before!! …Exploring new and uncharted territory!
Whoooa!! Looks like Nick needs to change his diaper…hehehe
The party in Nicks pants came to a sudden stop, as soon as his thumb discovered its “special purpose”!
Did someone say “sharted”?
Caption:
Free bottle of Hot Blog Sauce to the first person to tell me if this is Crapalacky before it goes in or after it came out!… WAIT… i have to check, …. OK we are good to go!
Whoa, he’s prairie doggin :S
how’d that get there?
I see we are on a roll today a RYAN?
[Comment ID #24776 Quote]
Ha Ha Ha Eman…I’ve been a little busy. I’ve been doing so much graphic stuff lately and saving every change and loading my computer with samples that it was really slowing down. Had to clean house so to speak.
This reminds me of my last prostate exam
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Oh god, don’t let Ryan see this, I’ll never hear the end of it…
Ok folks, I wanted to post this on the Caption #1 thread, but it is blocked. The final mechanism/ingredient is ready for the prize for the 1st Caption This thread. I will be mailing it to Nick tomorrow or Saturday. I will choose 5 posts (5 different people, hopefully) and you guys will choose the winner. See, all that nonsensicle banter can now be laid to rest, and the conspiracy theorists can stop their Capricorn One thinking method.
[Comment ID #24821 Quote]
Hey Creator, did you already know I’m a Capricorn, or are you into the astrology stuff and just know my type? 😛 Thanks for the update, I appreciate you doing that.
Caption:
‘Yeah, I can’t believe I heading for the big 2-5 either and still have problems keeping food off my face’
[Comment ID #24824 Quote]
Thanks Creator – mechanism/ingredient….sounds interesting. Can’t wait to see what that is
oops wrong quote – I meant to choose the one above (The creators post)
[Comment ID #24829 Quote]
I see how it is, Matt…Just kidding, same thing happened to me the other night.
[Comment ID #24828 Quote]
Interesting is an understatement, personally I think it’s funny as Hell. I don’t think Nick expected any less from me. 🙂
[Comment ID #24821 Quote]
Mr Creator can you enlighten us as to your “thinking method”?
What sign does the Creator fall under?
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a……….”GOOD GOD…. what the hell is this…”
[Comment ID #24834 Quote]
Just a guess off the top of my head, I’d say he’s a Leo
[Comment ID #24842 Quote]
Just hope he answers cause I have an idea.
[Comment ID #24834 Quote]
Intriguing question. Let me go ask The Createss. LOL!
Anyway, “Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see” may be a good ideology for some, for myself, I just live to have fun, I go where the fun is, and I participate in the fun. My method of thinking is more scientific, and I have quite a good time looking at things in a sarcastic or even cynical view, so I can have fun with it, albeit usually at the expense of another (perhaps a bit Machiavellian with a twist of Nitzche (sp?) BEFORE he recanted on his deathbed). Conspiracy theory is all well and good, but to take it too seriously usually causes a cranial collapse, as nothing is what it seems, we call this ‘dementia’. I hope this helps…Oh yeah, I’m a Taurus.
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Taurus…That’s fitting too. I assure you there is no dimentia here. Speculation, curiosity, yes. We’re all fun loving people here. I just hope that we are all able to have fun together. That’s all I do on here, I keep my anger and frustrations in e-mails outside the blog. This isn’t hte place for it. Problem is, one man’s idea of fun is not always shared by the masses. Back to work I go.
Agreed, this place is an oasis from other sites.
[Comment ID #24834 Quote]
Hey Creator, I thought the sign you are under is “Coor’s Light” 🙂
Funny man!
Actually, I drink that weasel urine because I can drink it all day with little to no effect. Personally, Harp or John Courage are my first choices.
I’m an IPA guy myself. Like Creator, I only drink Coors when I don’t wan’t to get F’ed up.
[Comment ID #24850 Quote]
Taurus, oh no thats my sign.
what does this all mean????
LOL! your twins!!!!! just kidding
[Comment ID #24880 Quote]
You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan….. 😉
[Comment ID #24882 Quote]
If she weren’t Mrs. Ryan I’d have to marry her all over again 😛
BTW hun…Snickle Dippin Frack 😀
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll have coffee waiting mr. dippinfrack….[Comment ID #24882 Quote]
Yeah Chris I know……you’d drown me in defcon zero 😀
[Comment ID #24885 Quote]
Thank you baby
[Comment ID #24885 Quote]
Well, ZERO is a bit expensive. At $40 a quarter ounce I would go broke trying to get enough to drown you in. 😉
well I don’t wanna be drowned in a cheap sauce for petes sake, jeez chris 😛 I want to at least go out in some kind of style.
[Comment ID #24889 Quote]
Not that your not worth it, just trying to keep the cost down 😉
nice save dude 😛
[Comment ID #24891 Quote]
Im not sure if “my save” had anything to do with the fact that ryan is your husband. 🙂
Mrs.Ryan on 4/6/2006 at 7:36 pm said:
LOL! your twins!!!!! just kidding
Ryan on 4/6/2006 replied
You know, if you weren’t Mrs Ryan…..
pmac Yells…GET A ROOM, none of that here! 🙂
LOL. I am sure it did, but I’ll take what I can get
Oh pmac, you party pooper 😛
[Comment ID #24896 Quote]
Hmmm, I’ll never tell 😉
So how are the dippinfrack’s doing thie evening?
Mrs.Ryan…44 more posts and you will be in the top 20…congrats on the 1000 ryan
HI EMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I am doing great…I can tell you in a few minutes how the Mr dippinfrack is how are you and the mrs?
[Comment ID #24900 Quote]
Sweet! ryan hit the big 1000. (between you and me, you were there first) 🙂
[Comment ID #24901 Quote]
Taking the night off!! My feet are killing me from working so much.
I am working on the t-shirts and reviews for the blog…
Yes a day off would be nice, I bet I think twice before firing someone again 😐 have fun with your reviews and shirts 😀
Hey..has anyone heard from Mad lately…i might have to gice him a call
[Comment ID #24905 Quote]
He may be playing with that hose.
no, stop it, fire hose….
you guys are very off topic here 😐 😛
[Comment ID #24908 Quote]
Well, that helps keep us out of trouble 😉
[Comment ID #24907 Quote]
yeah…yeah..FIRE…FIRE
[Comment ID #24904 Quote]
did you have to fire someone today?
[Comment ID #24910 Quote]
eman. he may need help controlling it. Is CC around?
OH lordy beavis and butthead on the blog 😛 [Comment ID #24909 Quote]
LOL
[Comment ID #24913 Quote]
Ok, now I have to ask, Whos who?
[Comment ID #24909 Quote]
Besides, there is never any trouble here. Its all good clean-old Hot Sauce fun 😉
uuhh..huuh…huuh…he said HOSE
[Comment ID #24913 Quote]
it’s either beavis and butthead quotes or napoleon dynamite..pick on
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
so when you get a new bottle of hot sauce do you do that stupid laugh and say “did I just score?”
[Comment ID #24914 Quote] I will leave that for the 2 of you to hammer out……
eman, only 147 more can you make it by the weekend????
[Comment ID #24919 Quote]
dam,was hoping for napoleon
[Comment ID #24922 Quote]
I will try…no rush..we have the baby shower on sat and will be at church all day sun so i dont have much time
[Comment ID #24926 Quote]
I haven’t seen it, so it wouldn’t be as funny 🙁
I didn’t even realize I had reached 1000. Eman, you’re slacking buddy 😛
[Comment ID #24926 Quote]
Whaaaaaat?
Will this thread reach the length of the now imfamous “Crapalacky” one? Or will Nick slam the door on our fingers again? It’s got a good start!
Congrats on 1000 Ryan!!! I’m in pursuit! (got a ways to go though)…
Today is the LAST DAY to get in captions! I better get to work…
Maybe he slammed his thumb in the door….it does look like fred flintstones thumb all red n stuff
[Comment ID #24936 Quote]
Dont tell me that you have only started 😉
It says it ends 4/7 does that mean tonight or tomorrow night?
Ryan, do you know how many entries you’ve had?
[Comment ID #24939 Quote]
Way to many, you guys need to catch up 😉
Caption:
This is the only way I could think of to make myself hot
[Comment ID #24939 Quote]
I think he will win on sure volume alone. 🙂
Are you working on your Pimp Yo’ Sauce? speaking of this, i think i came up with the name but who came up with the idea first? wasn’t it VIC?
I guess Ryan is a beliver in the “Shotgun” approach.
[Comment ID #24939 Quote]
My bad, thought today was the 7th. Must be the laser they shot in my eye 728 times yesterday 😛
Caption:
I need to raise the number of posts on the HSB, someone take a picture of this
[Comment ID #24943 Quote]
I’m more of a mini-gun kinda guy 😛
CRAPALACKY hit 798 with Nick’s closing post…
[Comment ID #24943 Quote]
yeah that’s how he got me to marry him…………….LOL just kidding that was a bad joke
[Comment ID #24946 Quote]
Vulcan? Should we call you “Puff” (showing my years)
[Comment ID #24942 Quote]
Eman, haven’t started working on mine yet, but I just bought the last of the materials I need to create what I have envisioned. Will begin work soon 😀
“Just a little more to the right” – David Lee Roth
Caption:
!@$$%^%!@
“Homo says what?”
[Comment ID #24949 Quote]
you can call me “yours” *bats eyelashes*
Don’t take a thumb to a knife fight!
SAVE ME Mrs. Ryan!!!
As seen on the Jerry Springe’ Show…
[Comment ID #24957 Quote]
make that –
As seen on the Jerry Springer Show..
I got your WMD right here!!
One small thumb for mankind….
Caption:
What does this look like to you guys?
Brian, have you ever been to the Houston Hot Sauce Festival?
I can’t find my pants!!!!!! I can’t find my pants!!!!!!
ET phone home!
Yeah I know it was his (ET’s) finger not his thumb, so, its still a caption.
[Comment ID #24956 Quote]
slowly back away from the blog……. it’s all good 😛
[Comment ID #24962 Quote]
No sir I have not; the timing has been bad for me the last few years since I got into this chile love. I may get there this year and I’ve heard good things from a friend who has attended.
Caption:
No animals were harmed in the making of this picture…but Nick was scarred for life
“Have you seen my baseball?” – from Something about Mary
Caption:
Really, this is 6″ to a woman
You DON’T want to go in there!
Schwinnnng!
Ever seen a thumb-stomach up close?
HMMMmmmm…how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Landauer Pop?
“And then depression set in….”
Caption:
I love you man!
[Comment ID #24966 Quote]
Booth space is really reasonable, if there is any available. She limits the number of sauce/salsa vendors to assure the companies do the best they can sales wise. We have always done very well there, AND it’s a lot of fun. She treats her vendors very well!
Thats it, I am the HSB Thumb Wrestling Champion.
You should see how I tore up the other guy.
Nick showing much approval to the chilehead accross from him playing footsy
[Comment ID #24977 Quote]
That would have been huvason?
APB – Insane vivisectionist wileding a lethal thumb….
Strong enough for man, but made for a woman
I only have eyes for you
[Comment ID #24976 Quote]
Good to know – I’ll see what I can do on it:) Thanks!
1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war…
[Comment ID #24973 Quote]
dam…you stold mine…its Lindauer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
[Comment ID #24979 Quote]
Good point CaJohn.
Poor huvy…
Here’s my excuse to not cuddle tonight
[Comment ID #24988 Quote]
But he went down with a fight.
Alas poor Yorik…. I knew him well…
[Comment ID #24985 Quote]
Ooops…my whole life has been a LIE!
“That’s what I call head-cheese”
Damn it, there $25 worth of ZERO here on my thumb.
This thumb is registered all up and down the eastern seaboard as a deadly weapon
It hurts so good
Nick stares at his thumb pondering if his thumb is worth that much in defcon sauce….. 😀
Time out guys, I’ve got a cramp in my thumb
“WHOS YO DADDY!!!!!!”
To eat or not to eat…That is the question!
Pfffff, and to think Creator needs a mask and gloves to handle this stuff.
“Come a little closer guys, Ive got somethin to show ya. Ok, thats good, NOW BEND OVER!!”
Oh my god did that ever hurt! (he chose to eat)
Hey Creator…This is what I think of your cat!
“Hey, have you seen the move Brokeback Mountain??”
“Do you like movies about Gladiators?”
Yo mama…
caption (in surfers voice)
I was like… hitchhiking..and like this dude was like “You Suck” and I was totaly like “You Suck” and then he yelled back “You Suck” and i totaly like just ignored him, what a ritious looser…..and then i went back to munchin’ my chicken wings….totaly
Does this make me look fat?
Love is….
A thumb worth giving up, to the sauce that is so good. Because after all a sauce is just a sauce without the meat.
I thought only people that worked at Home Depot Bled Orange!
We don’t need no stink’n chicken wings!
200 more to go!
“Dooo do do do—–DOOO do—— do dooo CANT TOUCH THIS”
These new hot sauce fingerpaints suck. Whos idea was this anyway?
I see Homunculus people.
(say like the kid in sixth sence) 🙂
With this sauce on my thumb, the cops will NEVER be able to identify my prints when I kill Ryan!
“And Nick parted the sea with his thumb.”
Suck it
DAMN IT Ryan my next one was gonna be “I got 2 words for ya—SUCK IT!!”
This is just wrong…
caption:
whoa you agree thumb, Ryan IS the biggest booger on the blog!!
Damn wax seal on these defcon bottles. Try to open em and look what happens, sauce everywhere.
Hmmmm, all this ZERO on my thumb, it must be worth $300
MILK THIS!!!
wait thumb, i think it’s a tie…..chris k is a big booger too. 😀
[Comment ID #25029 Quote]
am I close to that line yet??? 😉
It was a very close competition. In order to win, Nick ate the other contestants
not even close 😛
CRAP! I just put my hand down my pants to scratch…IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Nick second guesses taking the bet that he wasn’t man enough to rub his nipples with defcon sauce
After hugging Huvason, Nick looks at his thumb and realizes that Huv didn’t shower today
Ryan, on a ROLL…
Being an old man now, Nick THOUGHT he grabbed the Bengay, but soon suffered from his mistake
Doody – doody stupid head!
(Nick in his best Britney Spears voice)
OOPS I did it again.
[Comment ID #25039 Quote]
Caption? Mine was…
I give show tunes a thumbs up!
You guys think this is bad, you should see what I just left in my manties
“HEY!!! wheres my reach around!!!”
(Sorry Nick). LOL!!!!
Ryan deserves a prize for effort…
Tom Thumb aint got noth’n on me
Thinking he had grabbed the bottle of sunless tan lotion, Nick soon figured out his error
Nick had told the guys that he could get any hot chick, and he did…her name is Rosie
Kids, don’t try this at home
Hey Girls…Looky here what I got!!
wooohoooo!!!!! lokk what i can do!!!!!!
[Comment ID #25035 Quote]
Nice visual here
No guys, I don’t think it will fit…
Yup, here’s your problem right here!
LOOK* not lokk 😐
Creator passed out at his own party. Luckily Nick was able to clear his airway and save the day.
While Nick wasn’t looking, Creator swapped his KY with some wing sauce
Nick has always liked red heads
Nick gives a thumbs up for the new “Keep Ryan busy for a week” contest.
[Comment ID #25060 Quote]
That’s it, I give up…that wins
Creator ran out of wings for the contest, he tried to disguise Nicks thumb as a wing. Would Nick notice in time?
[Comment ID #25060 Quote]
That was beautiful love it love it nice job DK
When you’re running out to first and you feel like you’re gonna burst
Diarhea…Diahrea
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a big wet turd
Diarhea…Diarhea
To the Johnny Cash tune:
I jammed my thumb into a burning ring of fire
[Comment ID #24979 Quote]
Hey – i’m a good thumb wrestler. I beat my daughter almost all the time 🙂
Nick tries new ways to sell hot sauce
Nick’s life long dream was to be the secret spice girl – Sweaty Spice
[Comment ID #25068 Quote]
by showing off the mantie bottle version?
[Comment ID #25035 Quote]
Hey – I thought we were making fun of Nick 🙂 Anyway I shower at the MIDDLE of the month. We do the laundry on the FIRST 🙂
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I just wanted to give ya props bud! You are a madman on these captions! No way am I gonna go back and read all of them, I just hope Nick has been keeping track. A review may take few days. 🙂
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Better than my crude one, I felt bad after that one and give up.
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We are making fun, not sure it Nick though, but its not you huvason 😉
Nick just discovered that his hot sauce flavored edible underwear was not such a good idea
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that is just soooooooooooo wrong
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huvason by the looks of these comments, I’d say you gave it new life….and many new captions, good job. 😀
Nick forgets that he is in a crowded bar and begins a tearful conversation with his imaginary friend, THUMBalina…She just broke up with him
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omg, that makes my tummy hurt from laughter
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LOL – thanx.
In the imortal word of The Donald…you’re fired
Nick begins to have flashbacks of his days in the state pen, and his roommate “Bubba”
Huvason asks Nick “ya gonna eat that?”
“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”
-William Shatner
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LOL – not far from the truth!
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Huv, please don’t take any of this personal. I just use you because I heard that you were sitting right next to him
whadaya mean this doesn’t impress the ladies?
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NOT AT ALL. This is hilarious! 🙂
Starving kids in China would kill for some of this
Nick holds up his thumb in a futile attempt to disctract everyone while he cuts the cheese
Taking a break now to work on my pimp yo sauce
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can someone explain what he meant by that…..
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I meant what william shatner meant….. i am trying to figure out how you can take your pants down with dignity…… maybe my blonde side is showing :$
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