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Hot Sauce Nearly Kills Kid


Hot Sauce Nearly Kills Kid

Nick Lindauer

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35 responses to “Hot Sauce Nearly Kills Kid”

  1. Daniel Avatar

    I believe thats #14 on sweatnspices hottest sauces.
    Wanzas Wicked 2,000,000+ scoville. crazy stupid kid.

  2. chrisk Avatar
    chrisk

    Just goes to show the sad state of the public education system…
    people cant read (or comprehend) the word WARNING

    These “dumb ass” kids dont understand – it takes years to work up to a shot glass of sauce, just ask huv ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Uncle Big Avatar

    Good for the stupid little bastard.
    I hope the Wicked One has destroyed his sperm producing glands so he won’t ever reproduce.
    These kids are starting to really piss me off. These dumb ass stunts just cast a negative shadow on something that other responsible people can enjoy responsibly.
    Why wouldn’t you have milk (or something containing casein) in the house if you are going to do something like this?
    When I test my prototypes I always make sure to have Breyer’s Double Churned Vanilla on standby just in case I over do it.
    Morons. There’s 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

  4. chrisk Avatar
    chrisk

    “Breyerรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs Double Churned “

    Nice choice, Big!

  5. kristi Avatar
    kristi

    Just another level of stupidity evolving through time. This is now modern day stupid as opposed to old school stupid like most of us used to participate in. Only real differance is now we’re the adults saying “stupid ass kids”!! Live and learn. Stupid ass kids. lol

  6. Bob Smith Avatar
    Bob Smith

    Is he spitting hot sauce or blood?

  7. eman Avatar
    eman

    [Comment ID #91508 Quote]

    Ditto!!!!!! I actually enjoyed him dying in pain, he deserved it!!!!!!!!!!
    moron

  8. e.z. earl Avatar

    Man! Or I should say stupid youngster. In 1958 I saw a kid damn near die on a bet to chug a fifth of Jim Beam. I guess dumb, stupid, young exhibitionists are no different today than back in the “Happy Days”. How sad! – E.Z.

  9. Uncle Big Avatar

    [Comment ID #91509 Quote]

    Gotta have it buddy. I didn’t get this French Riviera speedo ready physique by eating fat free sorbets you know!!

    Stupid ass kids!! It just rolls off the tongue!

  10. Arizona Jack Avatar

    [Comment ID #91512 Quote]

    Yeah, what she said…Stoopid A$$ kids, I feel old saying that, lol.

  11. Steve C Avatar
    Steve C

    A new name for a new hot sauce. “Dumb A$$”

  12. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    [Comment ID #91518 Quote]

    The difference these days would be the internets! Kids want to get their 15 minutes of fame and post these stupid stunts on the net for people to talk about. LOL

  13. Sonia Avatar
    Sonia

    stupid little punk. he got what he deserved, to bad it didn’t splash in his eye.

  14. Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org Avatar

    It’s this kind of stupidity that will result in the FDA and every other beaurocrat that thinks they have a crusade to come up out of the woodwork and *severely* limit our right to either produce or consume hot sauce. You’ll have an associated number of “parents” jumping on board ’cause their little Johnny was too stupid (either through genetics or environment- both of which lay again with the “parents”) to read or believe the directions. Mark my words, though not a betting man I’ll wager that within 5 more years we will see some sort of disastrous regulations come about concerning hot sauce.

  15. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    He should have done that with that new Snake Bite Hot Sauce….. that would have been funnier ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Hellmaster Avatar
    Hellmaster

    Why are all of you so merciless?

    Does no one feel sorry for the hot sauce. ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. DEFCON Creator Avatar

    It is a shame this kid may be able to breed at a future date. I’m with Jim on this one, this sort of assinine stupidity gets regulators to start writing up restrictions. Look at Jarts for Gods sake!

    I wish he had washed it down with a couple of paint chip crackers and a nice shot of xylene or toluol.

  18. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    [Comment ID #91524 Quote]

    Southwest foods has one already

  19. CaJohn Avatar

    Where did my post go?

  20. CaJohn Avatar

    Oh well, I didn’t say anything offensive, back to lurk mode…

  21. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    [Comment ID #91535 Quote]

    Everybody think this is wide spread. Not. These are stupid kids. We all did stupid things when we were growing up. Well I did. Do you think this is high on the list of the FDA and bureaucrats to worry about. When is the last time anybody heard of EMS called to a overdose of hot sauce. I’m not defending the Dumb A$$ kids what they did, it was stupid. My 3 sons will tell you it’s all about dares. And stupid stunts on the net. Yes it was a waste of hot sauce and 4mins of my life like UB said.

  22. Nick Avatar

    [Comment ID #91547 Quote]

    Did you use a word on the Spam list? I don’t see any comments held for moderation nor any that have been removed.

  23. CaJohn Avatar

    None that I know of, just ordinary conversation. I checked the list and no words objectionable. Why is s o m e t h i n g on the list?

  24. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    What I loved about it was every time he threw up, it was like “Happy Birthday” all over again.
    Wanzas’ Wicked- the gift that keeps on giving!

  25. Sonia Avatar
    Sonia

    Cajohn, I hope your gonna be around this weekend, I am giving you a call. miss ya lots

  26. e.z. earl Avatar

    [Comment ID #91532 Quote]

    Probably right Aaron. From personal experience i can tell you the world comes at young people today 10 times faster and larger than in my day! The internet is the driving force behind that. – E.Z.

  27. Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org Avatar

    Re: Everybody think this is wide spread. Not. These are stupid kids.

    That’s *exactly* the shame of it all Bret- it doesn’t have to be widespread for some interfering governmental regulatory beaurocrat to make an issue of it. I’ve been in EMS for 25 years now and have yet to go on one a single case of peanut or wheat allergen reaction. That is NOT to say they don’t exist and aren’t serious and don’t affect some people, and on and on. It is only meant to say that strikes me as not a very common thing, having not come across it in 25 years. It isnt’ based on *frequency* that things get regulated- it soley depends on the press they get.

    Re: We all did stupid things when we were growing up.

    And look at how many of those things are now outlawed?

    Re: Do you think this is high on the list of the FDA and bureaucrats to worry about.

    Not saying it is, just saying the diffeence between ‘low priority’ and high priority is *one* widepsread newspaper article.

    Re: When is the last time anybody heard of EMS called to a overdose of hot sauce.

    I’ve seen more of that than MSG ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Boy, that video sure brought back some good memories of Zest Fest ๐Ÿ˜›

  29. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    [Comment ID #91559 Quote]Re: We all did stupid things when we were growing up. God those were the days. (12 guys in a canoe before it went down )( Canoe sking was another good one ) Man the poor canoes and the owners oops

  30. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    [Comment ID #91561 Quote]

    Hey, that”s what I was thinking!

    I still do stupid things….. not that stupid though.

  31. Ron L Avatar

    It’s because of these little turds that I have to pay $1000 a year for liability insurance. If that little skid mark died his parents would be looking to cash in regardless of the warning on the label or waiver signed etc…

    Ron Levi
    Innuendo Foods
    http://www.baboonassbrand.com

  32. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    Ok something crazy tonight I rode my riding mower drinking a beer

  33. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    [Comment ID #91583 Quote]

    My wife said I weed my neighbors garden.. Oops

  34. Mark McMullan Avatar

    [Comment ID #91540 Quote]

    Fortunately we decided to make a sauce which tastes nice as well not one designed to put someone in hospital. I wouldnt want to get sued for straters. Surely a sauce is to enjoy and not deliberately inflict pain on yourself.

    I have no sympothy for this stupid little Tw*t!

    Mark

  35. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    Sauce Update…Sorry Sue Of WANZA WICKED FAME. But Tracy’s CHARRED RAMAINS HOT SAUCE. From Cape Fear Pepper Co. Is up 5 bodys to 1 today. Puttin the hurten to them today.