All you have to do to vote for your favorite candidate and purchase his or her hot sauce! That’s it – no long polling lines, no confusing voting machines. Heck – you can even vote multiple times, if you like! Or you can vote for different candidates! Stuff the ballot all you like – they’re not picky at Dave’s Gourmet. Our motto is “Vote early, vote often.”
Do you think you could be a far better president than any of these goofballs? Well, if you place an order for 10 or more cases, Dave will work with you to “write you in” with your own custom caricature label! And who knows – you might just have what it takes to be president of the Hot Sauce World.
Profits from the sale of these sauces will be donated to the American Cancer Society.
22 responses to “2008 Presidential Candidate Hot Sauces”
I would imagine that the Al Gore one is made environmentally safe with ingredients that wouldn’t harm the ozone layer? I don’t even want to imagine what the Hillary one taste like. :/
no comment from the peanut gallery
wonder what the obama one tastes like?
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If anyone would wonder that, it would be you general!
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Thant’s funny there Uncle Big. You must know general bell pepper.
Hey….that has a nice ring 🙂
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Like wise… Happy and SAFE 4th everyone!
Ditto…happy and safe and filled with hot sauce and flop sweat.
What?
No Ron Paul?
Get your Hillary whilst you can. 😆
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Who? The coniving the carpetbagger?
Only candidate almost as phony false and fraudulent than her is McCain !!
On topic…..Great idea Dave, hope it does well for a great cause
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Who you going to vote for jack?
Sorry jack that was me not lisa
Im a Reagan conservative, lol, there is nobody to vote for, I have no horse in this race.
LOL, my hot sauce sales just went down 50%
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AHHHHH Regan!!! The Man
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I figured u as a Bush man
I am a registered Independent, was a Repo untill he tried to push amnesty on us, along with McCain. I was turned off and discusted at him for spending and the Port fiasco. Amnesty was the last straw..I switched parties.
I would not vote for Bush again, he is not what I call a conservative. I want fiscal responsibility, and a strong secure border. He has also F’d up bigtime in Iraq. He spends like a drunkin sailor out on leave.
I like his Supreme appointees, the tax cuts, and he understands terrorism.
I like Reagan.
Back to topic…..I think Daves hotsauce idea is great. It needs more national publicity, and he needs to post what is selling….the Hot
Sauce Poll. The charity thing is also tops, you know how us bloggers are about that stuff, regardless of political preferance, right is right.
Ok started working on getting things updated for 2nd WEEKEND OF FIRE Will be letting everyone know what’s going on. Bret JJ’s