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Caption Contest #5

Chris K from the blog & the Truth

What you need to know about this picture – Chris K sent this picture in to me voluntarily. Even after the #3 Caption Contest!

Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.

Prize(s): To be determined (hot sauces for sure!)

Entry Due Date: EOD 10/25/06

Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)

Winners of the previous caption contest:
1st – Steven – “Danny Cash goes on everything”
2nd – Arizona Jack – “Quick, catch that beer before it hits the ground !!!”
3rd – Ryan – “Things may be bigger in TX, but Danny’s things just got smaller”
Winners of the #4 Caption Contest, please contact me with your mailing information and we’ll get the prizes right out to you.

Nick Lindauer

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75 responses to “Caption Contest #5”

  1. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    Who knew Blair’s Smokin Hot Pot really works!

  2. Jim Campbell- StepUpForCharity.org Avatar

    Seriously ChrisK… this is the short bus the Romans used.

  3. The truth Avatar
    The truth

    oh god here we go again…. oh man Nick someday!!!!!

  4. Daniel Avatar

    Caption1: So hows the view?

    Caption2: Now with more horspower, with hotsauce pep!

  5. Mrs.Ryan Avatar

    caption

    “why do I always get stuck with the rear?”

  6. Mrs.Ryan Avatar

    caption

    “oh chrisk that tickled”

  7. Scotty B's Hot Sauces Avatar

    Ahh, the happy couple enjoying their honeymoon!
    Who knew it would lead to this?

    Scotty B

  8. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    The HSB version of Chariots of Fire!!!

  9. Scotty B's Hot Sauces Avatar

    caption

    I wonder if the girls have a clue?

    Scotty B

  10. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    “This is how we roll!!”

  11. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Clint Eastwood’s Pale Rider 2. “The Brokeback Rider”

  12. Lee@DC Avatar

    “Dude, the gay pride parade is THAT way!”

    Sorry guys.

  13. DK Avatar

    All from Ben-Hur:

    “If I had a voice to sing, I would sing you a song of horses!”

    “Sextus! You ask how to fight an idea. I tell you how: with another idea!”

    “Down Eros!! Up Mars!!”

    “Is anytihing so sad as unrequeited love?…”

    “Someday these chariotes will go 500 laps, with 800 horses, at 200MPH, at a place called Daytona.”

    Well, mosy of them anyway! ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. DK Avatar

    “Most”, not “mosy”. oops!

  15. DK Avatar

    “Mommy, can we have another quarter?””

  16. DK Avatar

    Batman (ChrisK): “To the Batmobile!”

    Robin (thetruth): “Holy Ben-Hur Batman, it looks as if the Joker is up to his old tricks again!”

  17. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    Im Spartucus!, No I am Spartucus!

  18. MattUK Avatar
    MattUK

    ” give the horse a carrot, NOT hot sauce – I’m at the back here remember!! ”

  19. MattUK Avatar
    MattUK

    ” you won’t be smiling like that when the sauce kicks in – no wonder your wearing sunglasses – it isn’t even sunny here under cover! ”

  20. Jodie Avatar

    HA HA HA!!!! Loving it!!!!!!

  21. huvason Avatar

    You don’t need a limo for the wedding Chris, i’ll drive

  22. Nick Lindauer Avatar

    [Comment ID #64883 Quote]

    Ha ha – Chris was the one that sent this in – blame him! ๐Ÿ˜€

  23. Nick Lindauer Avatar

    Caption
    (not that I’d qualify for the vote):
    The horsepower on this thing sucks!

  24. eman Avatar
    eman

    hey Huv…. how about thoes Cardinals?

  25. Vic Avatar

    “Home James…”

  26. Vic Avatar

    “Driving Mrs. Daisy K”

  27. Vic Avatar

    “The pretty pony’s crying”

  28. Scotty B's Hot Sauces Avatar

    Hey, when do we get to go on the big rides

  29. eman Avatar
    eman

    I think they are a little too big for this ride…Nick, can you help with this problem?

    :mrgreen:

  30. Jodie Avatar

    Truth to Chris K: “Sorry Chris K from the blog, those calf fries are just not sitting right!”

  31. huvason Avatar

    [Comment ID #64989 Quote]

    They did a great job…. Good pitching – made the Mets look silly at times.

    There’s always next year ๐Ÿ˜€

  32. spencer Avatar
    spencer

    Try our new brand—“Broke-Back Mountain Sauce”

  33. huvason Avatar

    “Take me to zestfest my good man. And HURRY!”

  34. generallee Avatar
    generallee

    horse saying…

    they may be smiling now but guess which stallion is the most hung?

  35. huvason Avatar

    “Doesnt this thing go any faster… if we’re late the girls will kill us”

  36. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #65002 Quote]

    Hey that is what Truth says about Chris K!

  37. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    Truth to Chris K.

    Thats not a coin slot?

  38. Bret Avatar
    Bret

    Good Day all

  39. DEFCON Creator Avatar

    Truth: “Look I grew a tail!”
    ChrisK : “Shutup, I’m taking a dump!”

  40. DK Avatar

    Hey truth, how do I roll the winders down on this thing?

  41. Jodie Avatar

    Don’t we look cute?

  42. Jodie Avatar

    This was as close to a horse that Fort Worth would let Chris K from the Blog and the Truth get to a live animal.

  43. DK Avatar

    It’s a Bubba Thing, Nobody Understands!

  44. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Chris: Just once I’d like to be in front

  45. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Chris and Truth’s enactment of “Chariots of Fire”

  46. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #65169 Quote]

    [Comment ID #64885 Quote]

    Well Ryan, looks like you and the Mrs. covered both ends of that one! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. kristi Avatar
    kristi

    [Comment ID #65168 Quote]

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    thetruth to chrisk

    “I don’t know why YOU always get the rear, but I like it, (giggle, giggle)”

  48. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    This is actually a merry-go-round The Truth has magically made the pole disappar with a little help from chrisK…

  49. DK Avatar

    “Hey truth, don’t you think this would look more authentic if I was wearing my leotard?”

  50. parker394 Avatar
    parker394

    Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
    Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.

  51. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Chris and The Truth revel in the fact they were able to throw the children off the horsey ride and claim it as their own ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  52. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Then you say “Hey I brought you flowers”, and then you say “Wait a minute Chris K”, I think I got something in my teeth, could ya get it out for me? That’s F’n team work!

    Done to the Tenacious D tune ๐Ÿ˜€

  53. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #65247 Quote]

    That’s good Blane!

  54. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    [Comment ID #65275 Quote]

    How goes it Jodie?

  55. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #65254 Quote]

    I love Rome! Good quote.

  56. Jodie Avatar

    olling rolling rolling, keep those doggies rolling. RAWHIDE!

  57. Jodie Avatar

    Badges, we don’t need no stinkin badges!

  58. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #65296 Quote]
    Hey Blane how’s it going?

  59. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    [Comment ID #65304 Quote]

    Going good slow night at work which is good…
    Eating some halloween NERDS….

  60. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    OH Cisco….Oh Pancho

  61. CaJohn Avatar

    [Comment ID #65168 Quote]

    DK, Bubba would never get caught in this situation! Not that he wouldn’t do it, he just wouldn’t let anyone take pictures…

    I think it’s a Jersey/Eastern PA thing, NOBODY understands!

  62. chrisk Avatar
    chrisk

    [Comment ID #65247 Quote]

    just wrong ๐Ÿ˜‰

  63. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    [Comment ID #65313 Quote]

    lol…Sorry.

  64. BLANE Avatar
    BLANE

    [Comment ID #65312 Quote]

    How goes it John?

  65. Ryan@angrypepper Avatar

    Stop bucking the horse, Doug…I’m trying to go doody ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  66. The Wife Avatar
    The Wife

    Caption: “Looks like you got a little hitch in your giddy-up”

  67. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #65318 Quote]

    It’s Howdy Doody Time?

  68. Jodie Avatar

    Is this a babe magnet or what?

  69. Mrs.Ryan Avatar

    [Comment ID #65302 Quote]

    hey jodi in this case it would go something like this “rolling rolling rolling keep this horsy going, boy my ass is swollen RAWHIDE”

  70. kristi Avatar
    kristi

    [Comment ID #65313 Quote]

    But your smile says its ohhhh sooo right!!

  71. DK Avatar

    [Comment ID #65417 Quote]

    Now that’s really wrong!

    [Comment ID #65409 Quote]

    Jodie, Mr. S, that’s a good one! Haha! ๐Ÿ™‚

  72. Jodie Avatar

    [Comment ID #65409 Quote]

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  73. The truth Avatar
    The truth

    รขโ‚ฌล“rolling rolling rolling keep this horsy going, boy my ass is swollen RAWHIDEรขโ‚ฌย
    Not for nothing but the contest is over right here that is funny…And you will pay dearly for that…

  74. spencer Avatar
    spencer

    Two guys from “Chile”

  75. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    Mama dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys… he he he