
What you need to know about this picture – Chris K sent this picture in to me voluntarily. Even after the #3 Caption Contest!
Here’s how this works: Take a look at the photo above and come up with a caption. Leave your caption as a comment. The top 5 will be picked out by Nick & those 5 will be voted on by the HSB readers.
Prize(s): To be determined (hot sauces for sure!)
Entry Due Date: EOD 10/25/06
Rules: Keep it fairly clean (remember, we don’t want to scar new readers)
Winners of the previous caption contest:
1st – Steven – “Danny Cash goes on everything”
2nd – Arizona Jack – “Quick, catch that beer before it hits the ground !!!”
3rd – Ryan – “Things may be bigger in TX, but Danny’s things just got smaller”
Winners of the #4 Caption Contest, please contact me with your mailing information and we’ll get the prizes right out to you.

75 responses to “Caption Contest #5”
Who knew Blair’s Smokin Hot Pot really works!
Seriously ChrisK… this is the short bus the Romans used.
oh god here we go again…. oh man Nick someday!!!!!
Caption1: So hows the view?
Caption2: Now with more horspower, with hotsauce pep!
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“why do I always get stuck with the rear?”
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“oh chrisk that tickled”
Ahh, the happy couple enjoying their honeymoon!
Who knew it would lead to this?
Scotty B
The HSB version of Chariots of Fire!!!
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I wonder if the girls have a clue?
Scotty B
“This is how we roll!!”
Clint Eastwood’s Pale Rider 2. “The Brokeback Rider”
“Dude, the gay pride parade is THAT way!”
Sorry guys.
All from Ben-Hur:
“If I had a voice to sing, I would sing you a song of horses!”
“Sextus! You ask how to fight an idea. I tell you how: with another idea!”
“Down Eros!! Up Mars!!”
“Is anytihing so sad as unrequeited love?…”
“Someday these chariotes will go 500 laps, with 800 horses, at 200MPH, at a place called Daytona.”
Well, mosy of them anyway! ๐
“Most”, not “mosy”. oops!
“Mommy, can we have another quarter?””
Batman (ChrisK): “To the Batmobile!”
Robin (thetruth): “Holy Ben-Hur Batman, it looks as if the Joker is up to his old tricks again!”
Im Spartucus!, No I am Spartucus!
” give the horse a carrot, NOT hot sauce – I’m at the back here remember!! ”
” you won’t be smiling like that when the sauce kicks in – no wonder your wearing sunglasses – it isn’t even sunny here under cover! ”
HA HA HA!!!! Loving it!!!!!!
You don’t need a limo for the wedding Chris, i’ll drive
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Ha ha – Chris was the one that sent this in – blame him! ๐
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(not that I’d qualify for the vote):
The horsepower on this thing sucks!
hey Huv…. how about thoes Cardinals?
“Home James…”
“Driving Mrs. Daisy K”
“The pretty pony’s crying”
Hey, when do we get to go on the big rides
I think they are a little too big for this ride…Nick, can you help with this problem?
Truth to Chris K: “Sorry Chris K from the blog, those calf fries are just not sitting right!”
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They did a great job…. Good pitching – made the Mets look silly at times.
There’s always next year ๐
Try our new brand—“Broke-Back Mountain Sauce”
“Take me to zestfest my good man. And HURRY!”
horse saying…
they may be smiling now but guess which stallion is the most hung?
“Doesnt this thing go any faster… if we’re late the girls will kill us”
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Hey that is what Truth says about Chris K!
Truth to Chris K.
Thats not a coin slot?
Good Day all
Truth: “Look I grew a tail!”
ChrisK : “Shutup, I’m taking a dump!”
Hey truth, how do I roll the winders down on this thing?
Don’t we look cute?
This was as close to a horse that Fort Worth would let Chris K from the Blog and the Truth get to a live animal.
It’s a Bubba Thing, Nobody Understands!
Chris: Just once I’d like to be in front
Chris and Truth’s enactment of “Chariots of Fire”
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Well Ryan, looks like you and the Mrs. covered both ends of that one! ๐ ๐
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thetruth to chrisk
“I don’t know why YOU always get the rear, but I like it, (giggle, giggle)”
This is actually a merry-go-round The Truth has magically made the pole disappar with a little help from chrisK…
“Hey truth, don’t you think this would look more authentic if I was wearing my leotard?”
Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.
Chris and The Truth revel in the fact they were able to throw the children off the horsey ride and claim it as their own ๐
Then you say “Hey I brought you flowers”, and then you say “Wait a minute Chris K”, I think I got something in my teeth, could ya get it out for me? That’s F’n team work!
Done to the Tenacious D tune ๐
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That’s good Blane!
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How goes it Jodie?
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I love Rome! Good quote.
olling rolling rolling, keep those doggies rolling. RAWHIDE!
Badges, we don’t need no stinkin badges!
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Hey Blane how’s it going?
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Going good slow night at work which is good…
Eating some halloween NERDS….
OH Cisco….Oh Pancho
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DK, Bubba would never get caught in this situation! Not that he wouldn’t do it, he just wouldn’t let anyone take pictures…
I think it’s a Jersey/Eastern PA thing, NOBODY understands!
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just wrong ๐
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lol…Sorry.
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How goes it John?
Stop bucking the horse, Doug…I’m trying to go doody ๐ฟ
Caption: “Looks like you got a little hitch in your giddy-up”
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It’s Howdy Doody Time?
Is this a babe magnet or what?
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hey jodi in this case it would go something like this “rolling rolling rolling keep this horsy going, boy my ass is swollen RAWHIDE”
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But your smile says its ohhhh sooo right!!
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Now that’s really wrong!
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Jodie, Mr. S, that’s a good one! Haha! ๐
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รขโฌลrolling rolling rolling keep this horsy going, boy my ass is swollen RAWHIDEรขโฌย
Not for nothing but the contest is over right here that is funny…And you will pay dearly for that…
Two guys from “Chile”
Mama dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys… he he he