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Hot Sauce
Review: Vampfire Hot Sauce
First Impression: After having this guy on my shelf for a few weeks, I finally realized it was called “Vampfire” and not “Vampire” Hot Sauce. Neat. The coloring book style vampire on the front of the b...
Spicy Foods
Review: Borderline Gourmet Chipotle Sauce and Marinade
Overall: It's pretty good, I'm feeling it. Not as ridiculously unique or elite as they would have you believe, but still an impressive showing of flavor. I can't wait to get my rooftop grill up and running so I can use it appro...
Hot Sauce
Review: Louisiana Swamp Scum Hot Sauce
Overall: I don't like it. I am but one man. At least one of my roommates does like it. I think he said he likes using it as a utility sauce for dishes that require just a little heat and some sweetness. I decided to give it two...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Benito’s Original Naranja Hot Sauce
First Impressions: The front of the label seems ever-so-subtly psychedelic to me: there is some kind of desert scene appearing through a peripheral maze of wood-colored smoke. On the back, we see another image of a man, presuma...
Hot Sauce
Review: Ass Murdering Hot Sauce
First Impression: I’m going to deviate a bit from my normal routine and just say up front that I am quite fond of this sauce. I do this now because this sauce is called Ass Murdering Hot Sauce. As such, I might say a few ...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Blazin-Hot Sauce
First Impression: Certainly not impressed by the 1 oz. sample size, but free hot sauce is free hot sauce, can’t dock any points there. Kind of a generic name, Blazin-Hot, but sometimes these unassuming characters can surp...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Original Pawleys Island Sunburn Hot Sauce
First Impression: How appropriate that I was reading Chile Pepper Magazine on the toilet the other day, as I find that more often than not it is my fascination with chile peppers that lands me there in the first place. Imagine ...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Jackson’s Hot Southwest Style Verde Pepper Sauce
First Impression: Ah, nature’s bounty! Look at those infinite rows of luscious pepper plants, stretching clear to the snowcapped Rocky Mountains! One of the most picturesque, pastoral, plentiful scenes I have seen on a ho...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Dr. Craig’s Cajun Extra Hot Sauce
First Impression: Paging Dr. Craig, paging Dr. Craig, we have a bland sweet potato emergency at the work Thanksgiving party! Please report to the lunch room, stat”¦stet? Stat? Where’s George Clooney when you need hi...
Hot Sauce Reviews
Review: Surfguy’s Mango Habanero Hot Sauce
First Impressions: A couple mango-habanero couples are lounging quietly on a pristine tropical beach. And then some spike-haired, jittery little freak with a surfboard comes along and”¦ohhh, that’s just Surfguy̶...
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