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Condiment Hoarding
Alright, I admit it, I’ve hoarded condiments in the past and continue to do so now, but on an even larger scale. See my refrigerator for proof. But it never occured to me that the hoarding that I did in highschool and col...
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Hot Sauce is like Crack
You know you have a crack (hot sauce) problem if…. 1. You & your hot sauce buddies compare who got the best deal & quality sauce 2. You get “high” off the endorphins more the once a day. 3. You suffe...
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Random Blogs
Since putting up this blog, I’ve come across a wide variety of blogs. Some of the more memorable ones include: – Men Knitting .::. Somehow I found this blog while looking for a craft related website. I don’t k...
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You Know You Have a Hot Sauce Problem if…
Your fridge looks like this: This is just the side door of my fridge. Contents include: Da’ Bomb Beyond Insanity Marie Sharp’s Beware Cholula (2) Tabasco Chipotle Mad Dog Liquid Fire Maple Syrup (Wife’s) Anal ...
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Hot Sauce Newb
Today I got a message from a customer and I can’t tell if he was irate or in pain, probably both. The message was hard to understand at 7AM so I had the wife listen to it for me. She listened and promptly started busting ...
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Hot Sauce Carry Purse from SNL
Hot Sauce Carry Purse Husband…..Will Forte Wife…..Amy Poehler Debbie…..Maya Rudolph Reggie…..Bernie Mac [ open on group of couples together for a barbecue, party music pumpin’ the joint ] Husband: ...
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Too Many Hot Sauce Blues
I go down to the store, but I can’t buy no more. I don’t have an inch left in that sagging fridge door. Too many hot sauce blues, so many ways to light my fuse. Scares me to say, some how some way, every one of thes...
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Monopoly: Chileheads Edition
For all of you that don’t subscribe to the Fiery Foods Magazine, your missing out! You can subscribe to the Fiery-Foods Magazine here. Anyways, In the latest issue, the back cover featured the newest must have for any tru...
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I Need Chili Cheese
Web site: I Need Chili Cheese URL: www.chilicheese.org What’s on it: How does it feel to love something with every fiber of your being, only to have it ripped away from you in a heartless frenzy, with no explanation to he...
