Sphincter Shrinker

Name: Sphincter Shrinker
Creator: Sauce Crafters Inc.
Website: https://
Purchased From: http://
Type: Ingredient
The first thing I do with a new sauce is smell it, this ones very unusual… A curry Christmas cake! The smell comes from raisins and apple and I’m guessing a little cinnamon. These fruit are noticeable in the taste, especially the raisins. The burn is spiky, vicious and provided by extract, which itself can’t be tasted.
Heat: 8 out of 10
Taste: 5 out of 10
Overall: 5 out of 10
This sauce has no fresh peppers and uses extract only to provide the heat. With peppers topping 1.2 million scovilles nowadays I don’t think there’s any need for the stuff. Note to self, check ingredients before buying!