Posted April 24, 2007 by clint in Reviews

Review: Rectum Ripper – XXX1/2 Hot Sauce w/ Mustard & Ginger

Bottle Description: No matter how bad or good you think you are, everything you do for now on, after using RECTUM RIPPER, will be “half ass”. So be careful using this very delicious, very hot, mustard and ginger sauce, Because the RECTUM RIPPER will send your ass to an early grave.

Ingredients: Habanero peppers, apply cider, vinegar, crushed tomatoes, key lime juice, clam juice, worchestershire, honey, carrots, mustard, ginger, garlic in water, onions, spices, tic gum.

Container: Nothing wrong with the label or bottle but”¦Rectum Ripper? Well maybe this sauce will be as good as it’s sister sauces. Eyeball Gouger and Penis Smasher.

Appearance: Normal hot sauce looking but a light brown rather than a strong red or brown. Seeds float about and so to pepper flakes.

Smell: You can smell hints of ginger and the habaneros but I don’t really sense any strong mustard smell. The worchestershire makes itself known, you’ll get a nose-full of it when you take a long hard sniff.

Taste: The name of the sauce comes through on the first taste. Part 1, you get hit with a noticeable but not a strong taste of the mustard and ginger combined which is different for a hot sauce but works well. Part 2, a rather large dose of worchestershire, cider and vinegar hit your palette pretty hard. Part 3, the sauce’s taste culminates in a generous amount of the regular garlic, pepper and salt flavors that I’m more accustomed to.

Heat: (8.6/10) Pretty damn hot but not unbearable. Definitely not a newbie sauce.

Field Test: The ginger and mustard limits the use of this sauce. I would but it on food that is relatively singular in taste. This sauce doesn’t fare well on food items with complex tastes like a burrito with all the fixings. However it’s pretty damn good on a piece of beef or chicken. Add this sauce to anything that needs a little flavor.

Final Word: A good sauce but I think that the worchestershire tends to overpower the overall taste of the sauce. You really don’t get a lot of ginger and mustard and I believe it’s kind of misleading to call it that. I think it should be marketed as a hot as hell worchestershire hot sauce.

Overall: 7.9/10. Tastes pretty good but the name is misleading and this sauce can be situational.