2008 Presidential Candidate Hot Sauces

All you have to do to vote for your favorite candidate and purchase his or her hot sauce! That’s it – no long polling lines, no confusing voting machines. Heck – you can even vote multiple times, if you like! Or you can vote for different candidates! Stuff the ballot all you like – they’re not picky at Dave’s Gourmet. Our motto is “Vote early, vote often.“
Do you think you could be a far better president than any of these goofballs? Well, if you place an order for 10 or more cases, Dave will work with you to “write you in” with your own custom caricature label! And who knows – you might just have what it takes to be president of the Hot Sauce World.
Profits from the sale of these sauces will be donated to the American Cancer Society.