Caption Contest #2 – Final Five
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Voting will remain open until Monday evening – the caption with the highest number of votes will win the Defcon Batch #2 Zero that I won after eating all those wings (you’d better treat it right!). You can read all the captions here. The runner up will recieve a $25 gift certificate to SNS – vote away! Any suspected ballot stuffing will be removed.
Honorable Mentions:
- Comment # 16 – If you think this looks bad, you should see the other end!
By: loco luna brian - Comment # 18 – I bleed capsaicin!!!
By: jimr - Comment # 50 – Lucky for you, this picture is only from the waist up
By: loco luna brian - Comment # 71 – Do I want them hotter? Your Damn Right I Do!!!
By: CaJohn - Comment # 82 –
Nick Lindauer Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said,
That wasn’t no *%$# Plum!
By: DK - Comment # 86 – “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his thumb with some Defcon 1 and a nice chianti.” – Hannibal Lindauer
By: DK - Comment # 100 – God I have got to get my ears cleaned
By: Spencer - Comment # 103 – No more wings? this will have to do…
By: Ryan - Comment # 123 – Defcon Sauce: Chicken Wing Tested, Nick Approved
By: VooDoo - Comment # 203 – After eating wings and brinking beer all day, Nick checks the wind direction before he lets one rip!
By: eman - Comment # 228 – This is what happens when you go to NJ bars
By: VooDoo - Comment # 363 –
52 Defcon Wings $18
9 Miller Lites $26
Spending the night spewing red beer foam and screaming every time you shoot a pantload down your leg to win bragging rights: Priceless
By: Lee@DC - Comment # 389 – There once was a man from the city
He drank so much beer he got sh-tty
While eating wings of DEFCON ONE
He said help “I can’t see my thumb”
But look at my face ain’t it pretty
By: huvason - Comment # 648 – To the Johnny Cash tune: I jammed my thumb into a burning ring of fire
By: Ryan
